Flip Flopping 'round town

Word has it Flip Flop is strutting and thinks he's finally finally goingztabe gettin his lifelonging dream come true wish and be lected de ChairMAN oh yes of the County Commission.

Letz hope that Maxwell and Smith go to a few meetings and see Flip Flop in action before they commit to making him the MAN. Anyone ever seen either of the two newbies at a meeting except the few they went to so they could saze they wentz? Betcha everythin they knoze they got from flippity floppity.

Whoze word you sez? Word is like the proverbial they that always knoze everythin, that we alwaze blame. It's an all encompassing nebulous and beautiful way of not knowing terzactly how or where somethin comes from, it just happenz and appearz. Who duz starts theze rumors anywaze?